We’re almost there guys. Only 3 more sleeps until our votes are cast and the deluge of horrible election campaign ads subside for another 4 years. It’s almost like waiting for Christmas.
But let’s cut the political spin for just a minute and get down to the real issue: where can we get ourselves delicious sausage sanga while carrying out our civic duty? Well luckily for us, electionsausagesizzle.com.au has come through with the goods.
Here you can view a map of registered polling places that are offering sausage sizzles on July 2nd. Democracy never tasted so good!
“The underlying objective is to celebrate our democracy, encourage participation in the democratic process and offer support for community groups and volunteers that run sausage sizzles and stalls on election day, as it is an important means of fundraising for them,” says the homepage. OATH m8.
Vegetarian? No sweat! Filter the results by sausage sizzle, cake stall and vegetarian. There’s something for everyone.
Is your polling place absent from the list? Get them to register! An election day sausage sambo is a democratic right for all Australians. Get into it.
So after you wade through the sea of coloured T-shirts handing out an entire forest’s worth of election pamphlets, make a bee-line for the sauso’s and make your voice heard.
And for the love of jeebus, please don’t vote for Pauline Hanson. She’s nothing more than an ignorant megaphone of Australian racism and should be kept far away from any kind of policy decisions.